Monday, February 28, 2011

The key to keeping a pregnant wife happy

If u ever want to keep your wife happy during a pregnancy, follow these two simple steps. 1. Always keep at least 6 tastykakes available for her consumption at ALL TIMES. 2. Always have a chipwich in the freezer for backup if she runs out of the tastykakes. Good luck out there. O yeah. Just a reminder. Don't say any sarcastic comments for a good 9 and a half months.